What I Learned At A Wobig Family Thanksgiving

(Warning: this may only make sense to a limited number of people)

10. Lisbon is the capital of Portugal

9. Jake makes the best mashed potatoes, which apparently includes approximately 12 tablespoons of butter per every 10 potatoes

8. purple hair is NOT the same thing as pink hair

7. Somethings just shouldn't be roped

6. You can balance a spoon on your nose no matter how big or heavy the spoons are

5. If you need to know where our fathers are, you'll most likely find them "staring a GIANT jug of wine in the basement."

4. You can watch the movie 'Up' three times in two days (including once in French)

3. Greeks made columns, Egyptians made pyramids

2. It is actually physically possible to get a drinking glass stuck to your face

1. I have the most entertaining family on the face of the earth.....